Okay. Listen. People get seeing-eye dogs, right? Well, I’m a dog. Who’s blind. So, I need a seeing-eye human. Preferably one with good snacks, decent reflexes, and a strong emotional support system for when I accidentally snuggle a mailbox. While my name may seem like it fits me perfectly, because you have probably heard “blind as a bat,” right? Well, plot twist! Bats aren’t blind! They just skip the whole eyeball thing and navigate with sound. Now, that characteristic of a bat, I’ve got that do